Foreclosure Sale: New Photos of the Pigloo, the former home of Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson, have come online this week, as Alta West has dropped the foreclosure price from the original listing of $400,000 in March, to now only $329,000 CAD.
Let’s take a tour.
The Infamous Pigloo Purple Palace
The wall colours are horrible, clearly painted on by the lard ass himself, the slop of it. The dark colours are a lot to cover. The damage to the walls too… do we want to know why the lower bedroom wall is rubbed off?
And why is the TV still there? Do we need to know that is where the wanking happened. Gross.
Why dark purple? Is that brown or grey or beige? The state of that flooring? Rexy trashed it.
Why are the doors off the laundry closet and stored in the bedroom and bathroom? Where are the shelves? Several are missing in the closet. All the selves are missing in the laundry closet. Imagine the pissy smell stuck in those laundry machines.
The Infamous Bathtub
What is up with that tub? Is that an insert? Were tiles replaced? Is the tub discoloured by… ewww. Let’s hope it’s the lighting.
Where is the shower head… no wait – glad that is gone… skin crawls to think what was done with the shower head in that infamous tub. Can you see the phantom sex toys on the counter. Remember the infamous police complaint video of his bikini bottom reflection in the mirror? Purple and brown, suits the dildo pics. Those poor firefighters.
Why are there red velvet chairs on the deck in pictures and then not. Oh they cleaned a bit? You can kinda see the chair in the kitchen pic below. Looks like the red walls were either touched up to hide the big white patches or edited in post.
Patio looks like it has dog piss stains. Just horrible.
Why red? Is that a wood fire place that looks totally trashed. Other units seem to have nice electric fire places.
This Kitchen Has Taken A Beating
The fridge door looks beat to hell. A fit of rage? Oh look it’s the stove the BC HRT refused to replace in one of the endless claims made by this vexatious asshole. The realtor seems to have removed the pic of the beat up fridge from their websites?
Now we see the real damage of Death-Fat Jon, and why the place has not sold in 8 months.
MM were wrong, updated pictures might have been a mistake. No wonder the place has been sitting on the market since March 2026 and dropped from $400,000 to $329,000 CAD. The building is 17+ years old, and there is noted history in the strata minutes of major assessed fees (about $5000+ per unit) for major repairs.
The exterior of the building and the lobby look fine, for a low end 590 sq. ft. condo in a shopping district that has a Denny’s Restaurant and Motel next door, and strip mall across the busy main street it sits on. Sure the location is quick to the highway for commuting and shopping – it would be a good Air BNB rental but doubtful the building allows that.
It does come with parking space and a storage locker in the underground parking area.
To renovate that suite to make it livable you are looking at $20,000-$40,000 CAD for new cheap floors, cheap painter, and new appliances – installed. This place isn’t what they call turn-key – it is a major fixer-upper with some real bad mojo.